Saturday, June 25, 2011

RHH: The new era of Mechanical?

I sent the following letter the great Mechanical, and I would like
your support as your future leader.

I would like to inform you that your services will no longer be
needed. I am the new Mechanical and will be regularly here, since so
many users would like to see you and you are never here. Therefore i
need to know every last one of your opinions so I can properly serve
as Mechanical. Take this not as a threat, but as a transition.
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. So thank you, and a reply
would be greatly appreciated. Us Mechanicals need to stick together as
to not allow Latj to be a threat to us anymore. If I sense her
presence again, I will cotact you so we can make a concerted effort to
prevent her from returning in tyranny.
If you have any questions about me announcing your retirement and me
becoming who you were, feel free to e-mail me at any time, as I will
be on the leaderboard within a few weeks.
Thank you, and please refrain from Yahoo! until my presence is no
longer needed.
Sincerely, Mechanical

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